I had to stop using tiktok because the algorithm thinks I'm a divorced man and my fyp is nothing but shit like this
make that pussy poppenheimer
Lmao wat
make that pussy poppenheimer
if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen
It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation
fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast
beowulfstits-archiveI want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
gallifreyan-gallimaufryactually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
allonsyandallwaswellthere’s so much beauty in the world.
My favorite rejected New Yorker submission
nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((
when i inevitably quit my shitty ass retail job im not even gonna write a letter i’m just going to print this out and give it to my boss